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Rebecca Ann Bunsick
{K:52} 9/13/2002
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Mikie you are so weird:) was this originally for the egg assignment from months ago? - bec
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Elisa Hipolito
{K:32} 7/7/2001
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NEWSFLASH!!!!!
New evidence has been spotted near the scene of this untimely tragedy.
a) a very thin needle with traces of yolk
b) a slab of paper with writing on it... but the writing was done in yolk!
Some are speculating that Mr. H. Dumpty left these items behind... his last acts before taking his own life.
Still, others insist that this is a cover for the true muderer of Mr. Dumpty.
The evidence has been sent to the lab for further evaluation.
The investigation on the heinous act continues...
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Deleted User
{K:6775} 7/6/2001
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Hey PAW!!! Did you read this!! Sounds like that Vlarchunk guy you chased outta our chicken house for stealin eggs is spreadin rumors that our George is involved in that Humpty Dumpty murder!!! Told ya he would be a gettin even with ya for fillin' his butt with buck shot!! Tellin everyone you bin spreadin rumors about him too!!!
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Deleted User
{K:2231} 7/6/2001
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New evidence found at crime scene, located behind the wall:
Sexually explicit whale-tail photos with a "G" handwritten on the backside of each print.
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Artie Colantuono
{K:12275} 7/6/2001
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Please to understand the ramifications and the outcome of this photo you must read all the comments.....
Original Story By Mike Allebach
Investigation and forensics By Dave Yellen
Screenplay By ME and I got a headache
Vladimir Charchuk was played by himself.....
Sai Sarvai was played by a stunt man
Margaret Brezden was away on vacation and played by Elissa
Nanny Staph was played by herself
Gary Banzhoff was played by Mr. Chris Whaley
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Artie Colantuono
{K:12275} 7/6/2001
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SPECIAL....SPECIAL....
News DateLine NEW YORK......
This reporter has just learned as arraignment court session has just started and as the shackled Mr. Vladimir Charchuk was being led into the court room he apparently broke free of the sheriffs deputy and wiped out a salt shaker and started to salt and bite the door knobs in the court house yealing something about poached eggs and door jam....Mr. Charchuk has been reported to have broken several teeth and has been remanded to Bellvue Phyc. Center for observation....As he was being placed in the police van he yelled to his estranged Wife Miss Brezden "KEEP THE DAMN DOOR KNOBS: I KNEW YOU WERE PLANNING TO LEAVE ME FOR THAT FAT MR. DUMPTY...SO I KILLED HIM WITH A STOLEN DOORKNOB AND I'M GLAD"...
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Chris Whaley
{K:3847} 7/6/2001
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LOL Artie......your quite the sport Vlad...sounds like a conspiracy...........www.majestic.ea.com.........."if you take the blue pill you wake up believing whatever you want,...if you take the red pill....you get to see how deep the rabbit hole goes"
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Artie Colantuono
{K:12275} 7/6/2001
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News Special....Date Line New York July 6th 6:29am EST
Expert testimony and new witness coming forward have claimed an EGG vs DOORKNOB Hysteria takes hold in the United States....as reports come flowing in regarding the murder of Mr. Dumpty as captured on film by Mr. Mike Allebach UPI...several reports linking A Mr. Sai Sarvai and others as confusing Eggs and Doorknobs....reports of several nasty cleanups as a HOBOKEN NEW JERSEY Construction Co. installed 7000 eggs on a high rise for City Corp Financial Services new World Finance Center....as employess came to work all the Eggs installed as Doorknobs were reported to have leaked on the floor and left quite a stench.....
Suppliers to the Construction and the CEO of the Supplier Nanny Staph was unavailable for comment.....
Robbery motive was discounted since Mr. Dumpty has no hands and legs and was unable to carry anything....Special Forensic Team lead By Mr. Data Boy...has no leads as to the mass hysteria created by Mr. Vladimir Charchuk or his motive for such....this reporter has learned of a plot to blame a young New Yorker currently living in the Caribbean as being involved....Eyewitness News special investigative reporter contacted this person in the Caribbean early this morning and while his name is being withheld only stated that mr. Vladimir Charchuk has had some problems in the past discerning the difference between eggs and doorknobs and cant understand this inability but doubts any reson why Mr. Charchuk would actually do bodily harm to mr. Dumpty...
Special Police investigator is looking to extradite this witness but all attempts have failed......
Mr. Charchuk's estranged Wife Miss Brezden seems to remember this same persom now living in the Caribbean as the person first pointing a finger at Mr. Charchuk but this accusation has been denied.....
Special Police sniffer Dog "Harley"(able to find a doorknob within a miles radius)has come up SHORT......
More News to Follow as it becomes available.......
End This Transmission
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Artie Colantuono
{K:12275} 7/6/2001
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News Flash....News Flash
News Flash........................
LATE BREAKING REPORTthis just in.....
eye witness reports now being verified...
from AP news service
Police now have in custody one Mr.Vladimir Charchuk who an eye witness claims ran from the scene moments after the loud SPLAT was heard....Mr. Charchuk first refuted the witnesses testimony as ludicrous, as Mr. Charchuk stated he was on the other side of town visiting a relative A mr. Gary Banzhoff. After Mr. Banzhoff was questioned and released a police statement revealed Mr. Banzhoff had not seen or heard from Mr. Charchuk in weeks....
Mr. Charchuk estranged wife Margaret Brezden related to police that Vladimir was destrought over a recent community property settlement where Miss. Brezden received from the courts on appeal the right to all the door knobs in the Charchuk residence....
Mr. Charchuk than revealed and admitted he was at the scene of the accident and claimed he thought Mr. Dumpty was a door knob and reached for it and it fell.....
Forensic investigators reveal however there where large dents in the skull of Mr. Dumpty caused by blows from a roundish metal object similar to a doorknob.....Mr. Vladimir is being held without bail until this new evidence can be verfied.......
NEWS AT 11.00
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Deleted User
{K:2231} 7/5/2001
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Exhibit A4: DNA results from the blood stains found on Dumpty carcass... please note that there are 2 unique patterns indicated (pg 129 of Part III, Section 2 - Identification).
Kindly post photographs of all witnesses and the Kings Men.
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Great Idea!
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