Hmm maybe that is why I donīt have such carpets or nearly any carpets at all- Iīm healthyyyyyyy, doctor, I donīt need to be cured although the only way I can fall asleep at night is counting hairy malelegs jumping over a fence...sheep just doesnīt do it for me.
Now I'm worried. Very, very worried. You obviously have hairy leg mania, a rare and under-researched psychiatric disorder. The only treatment is to be made to stroke carpets for 6 hours straight. Actually, I'm not 100% sure about that, seeing as I just made it all up. ;)
Buhuuuuu no HAIR on those legs!!! Donīt feel troubled though...I donīt go out at night looking for delicious hairy men to attack and shave viciously in order to bring their hair with me home and hang it up on my refrigerator- no sireeeeee I would never do that...
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