THE STORY THUS FAR: .....as a one, Mr. Paul Read, once again takes over the "Sound System" at their local "hangout" his good mate Ian screams out, "Blimey Read, does it have to be SHAZAM over and over again !?!?! I'm going to go Wonkie BATTY !!! I don't care if THE MOVE are number one in Ecuador !!! Listen to me you wild bloke, this Roy Wood fetish has really gone much too far !!!"........ at least you can be so kind good sir as to hand me some ear plugs and have the bartender pour me another pint, eh mate.... naw, let's make it 2........ all this talk of Wizards and such other worldly nonsense shant put me off my drink, not on this fine evening .... TO BE CONTINUED